The Super Bowl

The Superbowl Is VERY Important!

A man had great tickets for the Superbowl. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him."No," he says. "The seat is empty." This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Superbowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?""Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away.This is the first Superbowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1966 in New Jersey.""Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."